Oops I did it again

Another bad haircut. I started a blog entry when I was in Utah going through all of my hair disasters. There have been many…And it was way too long so I ended up deleting the post.

There’s been lots of stuff. Lice (just once). A perm that gave me a chemical burn and blisters all over my neck…I still have white spots on my neck from that. Permed hair that was NEVER brushed on the underneath layer, I don’t think you can even image the mess that was. Perms that (once I learned to brush my hair) never made it because I didn’t know what "scrunching" was. A beauty school haircut disaster in which the girl cutting my hair kept saying oops, cut herself, bled into my hair, and finally chopped about 6 inches off my long hair, unevenly…that one made me so upset I cried. Alot. Or how about the highlights I gave myself one time, I ended up looking like a skunk and ended up having to dye my hair about 5 different times that summer. The haircut I paid a lot for, thinking the more you pay the better they do, and ended up with the "Carol Brady"…a flip, with a really long ugly layer underneath for another bonus flip. Not cute. Especially on me.

Haircut Here’s a glimpse of the latest haircut disaster. Note the bangs. Notice I have about 3 different lengths going on there from very short to fairly long. I don’t even know what to do with bangs that short. Let them grow, I guess. But that’s not the worst part. My hair used to be long. Almost reaching the bra strap. Now, it’s chin length in the front, shoulder length in the back. Getting a decent self-portrait proved impossible. Let’s just say I’m no kellicrowe who can take a picture of her bedhead and look adorable and has only ONE chin at any given time.

Let me just leave you with a word of advice. Don’t get a haircut the day before a sibling’s wedding. Especially at a place were the people barely graduated beauty school. And if the person cutting your hair decides to tell you about all of her adventures as a meth addict, take that as a clue to leave. And if said person decides she likes you enough to get creative and give you her best haircut ever, RUN.

It’s only hair, right? It grows back. Keep reminding me of that. Tonight I’m getting it fixed, hopefully. So that I can feel like an adult and not a little girl (Sophia) whose mom gave her a haircut. Though I must say, I did a WAY better job on Sophie’s hair. And I didn’t go to beauty school. Heck…let’s show off that adorable haircut…Sophie_3 This is with bedhead and no styling product. Talent, baby. That’s what this is. Maybe I should cut my OWN hair. Hardy har.

12 Comments

  1. stacy benintendi said . . .

    oh My GOSH that is so sucky. i want to see the rest of it though. tomorrow put up a before and after i would love to see it.

    some of my worst haircuts i paid a ton for. pick one person that you love and stick with them forever…it is SO worth it.

    Posted March 17, 2006 at 11:07 am | Permalink
  2. Andrea said . . .

    No fair. If you were some hair cutting genious, you would have saved me the whopping $15 bucks for my lame cut. Thanks for nothing.

    Posted March 17, 2006 at 12:44 pm | Permalink
  3. Tammy said . . .

    Just a reminder Shannon…it will grow back…I know, I know…that’s easy for me to say…I’m not the one who has to wait…guess that’s why I started cutting my own hair nearly 5 years ago and haven’t looked back…hang in there friend! Blessings!

    Posted March 17, 2006 at 3:22 pm | Permalink
  4. kent said . . .

    Aw man not ANOTHER bad hair adventure. I must say I feel quite proud to be a part of I think two of them. The coloring job and the “layered” look. That picture is awesome of you - look at those crazy eyes and is that you wearing makeup?! I am sure it is not as bad as you think but who am I to talk I have had some bad advetnures myself!

    Posted March 17, 2006 at 3:56 pm | Permalink
  5. Erica said . . .

    LOL!

    At least you have a sense of humor about it :D
    And I love the new and improved watermark on that adorable pic of S :D

    Posted March 17, 2006 at 5:18 pm | Permalink
  6. kellicrowe said . . .

    i try not to get my haircuts and meth at the same place
    and no car products where I get styled either
    i know
    it is only hair
    doesn’t help
    because the only hair
    is on your
    only head
    however
    you are just so adorable
    that not your fave haicut ever can’t detract from that
    you are adorable
    kellicrowe

    Posted March 18, 2006 at 6:16 pm | Permalink
  7. Lisa Damrosch said . . .

    Oh My…the “and hair design” on your logo made me spit out my Diet Pepsi! You are too funny. I have had many a scary cut…and perm…and color…eek..don’t ever let Moriah show you any photos of me at her wedding….suffice to say we call that era the “poodle do”! LOL

    Posted March 18, 2006 at 6:26 pm | Permalink
  8. tifsmith said . . .

    there is a reason i don’t have bangs anymore.
    way to many bad experiences.
    but i am particularly blessed with talent in the hair color area.
    i’ve been pink.
    i’ve been green.
    i have never been aquamarine. :)
    if all else fails get a cute baseball cap.
    ’cause it’s almost time for spring training.
    and you could just pretend to be a really big fan. :)

    Posted March 18, 2006 at 10:02 pm | Permalink
  9. Hilary Erickson said . . .

    Fabu pic of Sophie — but I’d rather have one of you. :)

    Posted March 19, 2006 at 6:05 pm | Permalink
  10. Leah LaMontagne said . . .

    That stinks…sorry about the bad haircut! Even though I feel sorry for ya, I still laughed at your post. Hey, I’m honest.

    Posted March 20, 2006 at 11:17 am | Permalink
  11. Julie said . . .

    Love your new look and logo Shannon. ;)

    Posted March 20, 2006 at 5:41 pm | Permalink
  12. Jackie said . . .

    Everytime I read your blog, I laugh until my stomach hurts, I love your humor. Sorry about your bad cut! Okay, I am still LOL-ing!!!

    Posted March 20, 2006 at 9:21 pm | Permalink

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