More Hotness than the Internet can handle.

I can’t stop looking at this page. I’m so excited. I got a great picture of Dave for the first time, like, ever. He hates the camera as much as I do. He looks away, blinks his eyes, ducks and hides. But finally, he quit fighting. He actually smiled that gorgeous Hottiepants smile. Makes me happy.Adoreyou Ahhhh….. Listen to the Hallelujuh chorus singing in the background…

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I got such a hot guy. And you know how I did it? By being so hot myself.Hot_3   This is a really good picture of me. My friends told me that in order to make your double chin go away, you suck your tongue to the top of your mouth and smile. It’s really flattering. Looking at this… I may not have a double chin, but my single chin is bigger than Jay Leno’s. Interesting. I think I’ll have to pass this tip on to all my photography clients. I’m hot, don’t you think? 

See… most girls sit and practice how to look pretty in front of the mirror. Me? I practiced ugly faces. I’ve got some really awesome ones. I’ll be sharing them once a week from now on. At least once this week. I’ll think about sharing one next week too. Maybe. Should Monday be Ugly Monday? Or would that be too humiliating? Vote now. You can choose to vote me off the island if you want. Or vote for me as the next american idol. I don’t really care which. I’m just trying to make the world a better place.

7 Comments

  1. hilary said . . .

    Wow.
    You know what they say about s with big chins….

    Posted April 23, 2007 at 10:05 pm | Permalink
  2. Julie said . . .

    shannon, i love all of your efforts to make the world a better place. you. are. so. brave. (insert dramatic opera like music here)

    Posted April 24, 2007 at 5:29 am | Permalink
  3. Jami said . . .

    I vote for ugly monday. I will join you in taking awesome pictures for the event! (Although I might not let you publish mine :)….).

    Posted April 24, 2007 at 7:35 am | Permalink
  4. Andrea said . . .

    Ugly Monday for sure. Can’t wait!!

    Posted April 24, 2007 at 6:09 pm | Permalink
  5. Brenda Miles said . . .

    OOOO!!! Ugly Monday! I have to admit, I’m kind of glad we moved now :) But I can’t wait to laugh at you all!

    Posted April 24, 2007 at 9:18 pm | Permalink
  6. Kathi said . . .

    Just have to ask. Did you cut those circles? Tell me it’s the patterned paper.

    Posted April 25, 2007 at 6:24 pm | Permalink
  7. erin yamabe said . . .

    very handsome photo of your hubby. yeah, what are your friends telling you about double chins LOL

    Posted April 27, 2007 at 6:55 am | Permalink

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